Not to brag . . .

I don't wish to brag, but I've never bought anything at a sex shop that can be carried out in a tiny gift bag.

Wink,

The 'House

Napping

Life has come full circle when you can once again fall asleep and take a very pleasant and enjoyable nap in a moving car. Thankfully, I was not behind the wheel, as I have recently discovered the joy and environmentally-friendliness of public transportation.

I just wish my bus mates wouldn't be so uptight about my body pillow being on "their side" of the aisle.

Grow up.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,
The 'House

Damn You Banana

So in the last two weeks or so, I've kept myself busy by doodling in my official Damn You Banana sketch pad. And I've drawn about 30 new cartoons. Very exciting for me, because I'm setting a goal for myself. From time to time, I've set goals pertaining to something I want to do by a certain birthday. Examples include:

- Wrestle a professional wrestling match by my 21st birthday. (Done.)
- Do stand-up comedy by my 25th birthday. (Didn't make the deadline, but did it by my 26th.)
- Have a baby by my 30th. (Beat it by over three years.)

I have another goal for my 30th birthday. Get a Damn You Banana cartoon published. Somewhere. Somehow. I'm going to do it.

So, if anyone wants to help me out, please let me know what I can do.

It will be appreciated.

Woooooooooooooooolhouse

Are You Fonder Yet?

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder..." A cliche I'm hoping anyone that reads my blogs subscribes to. It's been many a month since I've written. That's dumb. I'm going to write more. Not because I believe in "quanity over quality." It's because I have something to say, dammit.

I've got a new motto. A new philosophy. A new outlook. And it goes thusly:

"Today is my favorite day of the week."

Why? Because yesterday is over and done with: I can't go back and relive the good times, and I can't return to fix the bad times. And tomorrow . . . well, who even knows if it is going to be around when I get there. But today . . . oh man, what I can do today. What I can create today. What I can teach my daughter today. What I can do to show my wife I love her today. What I can do with my friends today. What I can perform on stage, draw in my sketch pad, teach myself to do, practice to master, learn about elephants, offend old people talking about . . .

I love today.

And I hope I never stop.

The 'House